roasted.gg
Trackers tell you your KDA. We tell you the truth.
Enter your Riot ID and get a Cooked Score, an archetype card, an itemized receipt of your sins, and an AI roast built from your real Valorant stats. Free, no login.
🎯 Enter your Riot ID exactly as it appears in game, including the #TAG.
Fresh out of the oven
🔒 The Hostage Situation
🤖 The Aimbot Allegation
🐴 The Two-Trick Pony
🐴 The Two-Trick Pony
🔒 The Hostage Situation
🔒 The Hostage Situation
🎲 Agent Roulette
📋 The Unpaid Intern
🐴 The Two-Trick Pony
🤖 The Aimbot Allegation
🐴 The Two-Trick Pony
🐴 The Two-Trick Pony
📦 Schrödinger's Teammate
🔒 The Hostage Situation
🤖 The Aimbot Allegation
🤖 The Aimbot Allegation
🎲 Agent Roulette
🔒 The Hostage Situation
🤖 The Aimbot Allegation
🐴 The Two-Trick Pony
🐴 The Two-Trick Pony
🔒 The Hostage Situation
🔒 The Hostage Situation
🎲 Agent Roulette
📋 The Unpaid Intern
🐴 The Two-Trick Pony
🤖 The Aimbot Allegation
🐴 The Two-Trick Pony
🐴 The Two-Trick Pony
📦 Schrödinger's Teammate
🔒 The Hostage Situation
🤖 The Aimbot Allegation
🤖 The Aimbot Allegation
🎲 Agent Roulette
Not here for Valorant?
Every game gets its own section — same Cooked Score, stats that actually fit the game.
How cooked are you?
Every profile gets a Cooked Score™ — 0 to 100, computed from your real stats. This is the scale. Pray for Cracked.
Enter your ID
Riot ID or BattleTag. No sign-up, no install, no mercy.
We read the receipts
Win rates, aim, tilt patterns, hero loyalty, 3 AM queue sessions — all of it.
Get cooked
Cooked Score, archetype card, itemized receipt of your sins, and an AI roast.
More ways to get cooked
Roast Battle
Two players enter, the stats decide, the loser gets flamed. Settle it forever.
Fight →NEW🤝Duo Check
Your real record together, a synergy score, and a report on why the duo works.
Check →NEW🎪Lobby Roast
Pick any of your recent matches and we roast all 10 players in it — everyone gets a title.
Pull up →NEW📼Season Recap
Your act as a story — rank journey, masterpiece game, your stack, the 3 AM queue.
Rewind →NEW👥Squad Roast
Add your whole squad (2-5 players) and find out who's actually carrying. One combined Cooked Score, a role assigned to every member, your real record queuing together, and a group reading nobody escapes.
Roast my squad →🗳️ In the kitchen — you pick what's next
More games are marinating. Tap a card to cast your vote — live counts, one vote per game.
Questions, presumably
What is roasted.gg?+
roasted.gg is the anti-tracker: instead of another stats dashboard, we turn your real match data into a Cooked Score, a player archetype, an itemized receipt of your sins, and a personalized AI roast. It's Spotify Wrapped for your ranked addiction — available year-round.
What is the Cooked Score?+
A 0–100 rating of how hard your own stats roast you, computed from win rate, KDA, aim, tilt patterns, consistency, and more. 0 means we couldn't cook you; 100 means it's over. Everyone lands somewhere between Cracked and Uninstall — and yes, it's designed to be compared with friends.
Which games are supported?+
Valorant (via Riot ID) and Overwatch 2 (via BattleTag) are live today. League of Legends, Marvel Rivals, Counter-Strike 2, and more are in the kitchen — vote on the homepage for what we should cook next.
Is this free? Do I need to sign in?+
Completely free, no account needed. Enter any public player ID and get roasted. We only read publicly available match data — the same data stat trackers use, we just have more fun with it.
What is a Roast Battle?+
Enter two player IDs and our judge compares your stats head-to-head across aim, fragging, winning, clutch factor and more — then declares a winner and roasts the loser. Perfect for settling duo arguments permanently.