roasted.gg
Trackers tell you your KDA. We tell you the truth.
Fresh out of the oven · Valorant
🐴 The Two-Trick Pony
🎭 The Identity Crisis
🎭 The Identity Crisis
🥷 The Suicidal Entry
🐴 The Two-Trick Pony
🦉 The Night Owl
🎭 The Identity Crisis
🦉 The Night Owl
🐴 The Two-Trick Pony
🎭 The Identity Crisis
🎭 The Identity Crisis
🥷 The Suicidal Entry
🐴 The Two-Trick Pony
🦉 The Night Owl
🎭 The Identity Crisis
🦉 The Night Owl
How cooked are you?
Every profile gets a Cooked Score™ — 0 to 100, computed from your real stats. This is the scale. Pray for Cracked.
Enter your ID
Riot ID or BattleTag. No sign-up, no install, no mercy.
We read the receipts
Win rates, aim, tilt patterns, hero loyalty, 3 AM queue sessions — all of it.
Get cooked
Cooked Score, archetype card, itemized receipt of your sins, and an AI roast.
More ways to get cooked
Roast Battle
Two players enter, the stats decide, the loser gets flamed. Settle it forever.
Fight →NEW🤝Duo Check
Your real record together, a synergy score, and a report on why the duo works.
Check →NEW🎪Lobby Roast
Pick any of your recent matches and we roast all 10 players in it — everyone gets a title.
Pull up →NEW📼Season Recap
Your act as a story — rank journey, masterpiece game, your stack, the 3 AM queue.
Rewind →NEW👥The Stack Report
Enter your whole stack (2-5 players). One combined Cooked Score, a role for every member, your real record together, and a group reading built for the group chat.
Rate my stack →🗳️ In the kitchen — you pick what's next
More games are marinating. Tap a card to cast your vote — live counts, one vote per game.
Questions, presumably
What is roasted.gg?+
roasted.gg is the anti-tracker: instead of another stats dashboard, we turn your real match data into a Cooked Score, a player archetype, an itemized receipt of your sins, and a personalized AI roast. It's Spotify Wrapped for your ranked addiction — available year-round.
What is the Cooked Score?+
A 0–100 rating of how hard your own stats roast you, computed from win rate, KDA, aim, tilt patterns, consistency, and more. 0 means we couldn't cook you; 100 means it's over. Everyone lands somewhere between Cracked and Uninstall — and yes, it's designed to be compared with friends.
Which games are supported?+
Valorant (via Riot ID) and Overwatch 2 (via BattleTag) are live today. League of Legends, Marvel Rivals, Counter-Strike 2, and more are in the kitchen — vote on the homepage for what we should cook next.
Is this free? Do I need to sign in?+
Completely free, no account needed. Enter any public player ID and get roasted. We only read publicly available match data — the same data stat trackers use, we just have more fun with it.
What is a Roast Battle?+
Enter two player IDs and our judge compares your stats head-to-head across aim, fragging, winning, clutch factor and more — then declares a winner and roasts the loser. Perfect for settling duo arguments permanently.