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Your Archetype
◆ LegendaryAlmost everything you play happens between midnight and sunrise. This isn't a gaming habit, it's a timezone you invented for yourself.
Cooked Score™
Perfectly average — which is somehow the roast.
KDA
1.26
271/337/153
HS%
16.8%
Win Rate
56.5%
13W 10L
ADR
109
ROASTED.GG
OFFICIAL RECEIPT OF YOUR SINS
ORDER #9757 · NOV 12, 2026
CUSTOMER: CLADMUD#7889
You absorb 139 damage a round and deal 109. Every duel you take is a donation with extra steps. At least the enemy economy loves you.
Your KDA in the game after a win: 1.51. After a loss: 1.29 — a 15% drop. The tilt isn't a feeling, it's in the data.
Your best 10-game stretch had a 1.56 KDA (vs your 1.26 average). Whatever you were doing during that run, bottle it up and sell it.
Your recent KDA (1.61) is significantly higher than your early career (1.28). You came in as a recruit and you're leaving as a weapon.
83% of your games are played between 12 AM - 4 AM. Your body literally has a ranked schedule. Your mouse starts moving on its own at that time.
A 4-game win streak. You were genuinely in the zone. Your teammates probably think you're smurfing.
You win 75% on Summit and 33% on Corrode. The loading screen alone changes your rank.
96% of your matches happen when the sun is off. The lobbies at that hour are a nature documentary and you're in it.
*** THANK YOU FOR THROWING ***
Still queuing with Asahi?YOUR DUO
8 of your recent games together (4W-4L) — run the Duo Check and see why it works.
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The act as a story — rank journey, the masterpiece game, your stack, and the late queues the timestamps remember.
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Start a Roast Battle — two players enter, one leaves with the L.
Most recent competitive season · 23 matches · Updated 11/12/2026