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Your Archetype
◆ LegendaryAlmost everything you play happens between midnight and sunrise. This isn't a gaming habit, it's a timezone you invented for yourself.
Cooked Score™
The highlight reel is aging faster than the rank.
KDA
1.08
313/423/142
HS%
17.4%
Win Rate
52%
13W 12L
ADR
110
ROASTED.GG
OFFICIAL RECEIPT OF YOUR SINS
ORDER #5565 · NOV 12, 2026
CUSTOMER: AEINY#1326
You absorb 147 damage a round and deal 110. Every duel you take is a donation with extra steps. At least the enemy economy loves you.
You play BETTER after losing (1.23 KDA post-loss vs 1.03 post-win). Losses make you lock in. Genuinely rare wiring.
92% of your games are played between 11 PM - 3 AM. Your body literally has a ranked schedule. Your mouse starts moving on its own at that time.
A 4-game loss streak. At some point it stops being bad luck and starts being a skill issue. The queue-again button is not your friend.
100% win rate on Split but 25% on Lotus. We both know which map you dodge in queue.
96% of your games are played between 11 PM and 5 AM. Your rank isn't the only thing suffering — so is your circadian rhythm.
*** THANK YOU FOR THROWING ***
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Most recent competitive season · 25 matches · Updated 11/12/2026