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Your Archetype
◆ EpicYou have played nearly the entire roster and mastered none of it. Every game is somebody's first time, and it's yours.
Cooked Score™
Perfectly average — which is somehow the roast.
KDA
1.59
682/579/236
HS%
24.9%
Win Rate
50%
20W 20L
ADR
143
ROASTED.GG
OFFICIAL RECEIPT OF YOUR SINS
ORDER #4825 · NOV 12, 2026
CUSTOMER: CAPTAINCOMEBAKK#5219
Omen on Sunset: 71% win rate over 7 games. That's not a pick, that's a recipe. Queue it, lock it, collect.
Your biggest day: 8 competitive games (3W-5L). Somewhere around game six that stopped being a session and became a shift.
You play BETTER after losing (1.98 KDA post-loss vs 1.68 post-win). Losses make you lock in. Genuinely rare wiring.
You win 55.6% of close games vs 38.5% of stomps. When the game is tight, you turn into an ice-cold machine. Clutch DNA.
Your best 10-game stretch had a 2.55 KDA (vs your 1.59 average). Whatever you were doing during that run, bottle it up and sell it.
60% of your games are played between 5 PM - 9 PM. Your body literally has a ranked schedule. Your mouse starts moving on its own at that time.
You main Omen (controller) but your stats are actually best on initiators. Your playstyle is lying about who you really are.
Your recent KDA (1.96) is noticeably higher than your earlier games (1.68). Main character energy — the training arc is paying off.
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Most recent competitive season · 40 matches · Updated 11/12/2026