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Your Archetype
◆ Legendary83% of your games on Omen. Instalock, dodge if taken, never adapt. Your commitment would be romantic if it wasn't so frustrating for your teammates.
Cooked Score™
The highlight reel is aging faster than the rank.
KDA
1.04
289/444/174
HS%
9.9%
Win Rate
48.3%
14W 15L
ADR
100
ROASTED.GG
OFFICIAL RECEIPT OF YOUR SINS
ORDER #2447 · NOV 12, 2026
CUSTOMER: 80PURPPP#HEX
67% win rate on weekends, 40% on weekdays (9 vs 20 games). Rested you is a different rank. Tired-after-work you is donating.
You absorb 136 damage a round and deal 100. Every duel you take is a donation with extra steps. At least the enemy economy loves you.
19.9% of your bullets land in legs (typical is ~9%). You're not missing — you're kneecapping. Somewhere a Sage wall is very proud of you.
You play BETTER after losing (1.45 KDA post-loss vs 1.07 post-win). Losses make you lock in. Genuinely rare wiring.
Your best 10-game stretch had a 1.84 KDA (vs your 1.04 average). Whatever you were doing during that run, bottle it up and sell it.
93% of your games are played between 1 AM - 5 AM. Your body literally has a ranked schedule. Your mouse starts moving on its own at that time.
83% of your games on Omen but only a 42% win rate. It's not working. It's time to see other agents.
A 4-game win streak. You were genuinely in the zone. Your teammates probably think you're smurfing.
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Most recent competitive season · 29 matches · Updated 11/12/2026