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Your Archetype
◆ LegendaryOne loss doesn't cost you a game, it costs you an evening. Everyone in the stack knows the sound of the queue button after game two.
Cooked Score™
The stats are checking in on you.
KDA
1.04
83/97/18
HS%
13.5%
Win Rate
40%
2W 3L
ADR
139
ROASTED.GG
OFFICIAL RECEIPT OF YOUR SINS
ORDER #9861 · NOV 12, 2026
CUSTOMER: ERSSU#NWJNS
Averaging 17 kills AND 19 deaths per game. You're either fragging or feeding — there is no in between.
Your KDA dropped from 1.37 to 0.75 over the season. Might be time to step away from ranked and touch grass.
13.5% headshot rate. You shoot more legs than a centipede documentary. Your crosshair placement is somewhere near the ground.
80% of your games are Yoru and Clove. You've "tried" 3 agents but let's be real — your heart only has room for two.
58% of your kills come from the Vandal. At this point it's less a preference and more a personality trait.
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Most recent competitive season · 5 matches · Updated 11/12/2026