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Your Archetype
◆ EpicYour headshot rate is high enough that strangers type accusations in all chat. Take it as the compliment it isn't quite.
Cooked Score™
Genuinely fine. The roast had to squint.
KDA
1.45
340/314/116
HS%
27.5%
Win Rate
65%
13W 7L
ADR
161
ROASTED.GG
OFFICIAL RECEIPT OF YOUR SINS
ORDER #3248 · SEP 06, 2026
CUSTOMER: LARRY#CRTR
+164 RR across your last 20 ranked games. The climb is real and currently uninterrupted — screenshot this era before the matchmaker notices.
Your biggest day: 8 competitive games (6W-2L). Somewhere around game six that stopped being a session and became a shift.
You win 77.8% of blowout games but only 54.5% of close games. When the pressure is on and every round matters, you fold like a lawn chair.
Left alone in 7 rounds recently — won 5 of them, including a 1v4. That's a 71% conversion when average is ~20%. The trust is earned.
Your best 10-game stretch had a 1.9 KDA (vs your 1.45 average). Whatever you were doing during that run, bottle it up and sell it.
Your recent KDA (1.55) is significantly higher than your early career (1.19). You came in as a recruit and you're leaving as a weapon.
65% win rate across 20 games. Either you're smurfing, you have insane game sense, or you're queued with a 5-stack.
A 8-game win streak. You were genuinely in the zone. Your teammates probably think you're smurfing.
*** THANK YOU FOR THROWING ***
Still queuing with RayRoo?YOUR DUO
6 of your recent games together (3W-3L) — run the Duo Check and see why it works.
Your Season Recap is readyNEW
The act as a story — rank journey, the masterpiece game, your stack, and the late queues the timestamps remember.
Think your duo is worse than Larry?
Start a Roast Battle — two players enter, one leaves with the L.
Most recent competitive season · 20 matches · Updated 9/6/2026