TeddyBear#iLy3K

• ⏱️ Overtime Allergy$14.93

  3 overtime games, 0 won. The moment it hits 12-12, your team already knows how this ends. Close one out at 13-10 sometime — for their hearts.

• 🧯 Clutch Gene (Verified)-$11.12

  Left alone in 6 rounds recently — won 6 of them, including a 1v2. That's a 100% conversion when average is ~20%. The trust is earned.

• ⏰ Creature of Habit$3.84

  67% of your games are played between 12 AM - 4 AM. Your body literally has a ranked schedule. Your mouse starts moving on its own at that time.

• 💀 Down Horrendous$18.80

  A 4-game loss streak. At some point it stops being bad luck and starts being a skill issue. The queue-again button is not your friend.

• 🗺️ Map Dodger Detected$7.94

  Abyss: 50%. Split: 0%. One of these maps should start charging you an entry fee.

• 🌙 Sleep is for the Weak$8.63

  80% of your games start after 11 PM. The queue is faster at 2 AM. So is the tilt.

• 🧘 The Flex Player$1.17

  9 different agents and no real main (top pick is only 27% of games). You're either incredibly versatile or still finding yourself.

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