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Your Archetype
◆ EpicYou have played nearly the entire roster and mastered none of it. Every game is somebody's first time, and it's yours.
Cooked Score™
Perfectly average — which is somehow the roast.
KDA
1.41
495/481/182
HS%
19.5%
Win Rate
53.3%
16W 14L
ADR
142
ROASTED.GG
OFFICIAL RECEIPT OF YOUR SINS
ORDER #5341 · NOV 12, 2026
CUSTOMER: CHUT KA DARINDAA#6969
+136 RR across your last 10 ranked games. The climb is real and currently uninterrupted — screenshot this era before the matchmaker notices.
6 overtime games, 2 won. The moment it hits 12-12, your team already knows how this ends. Close one out at 13-10 sometime — for their hearts.
59% win rate on weekdays but 38% on weekends. Monday-you is a professional. Saturday-you queues with the boys and pays for it.
You play BETTER after losing (1.47 KDA post-loss vs 1.32 post-win). Losses make you lock in. Genuinely rare wiring.
You've played 8 games on Reyna (37.5% WR) but your Fade has a 80% WR across 5 games. You might be maining the wrong agent.
60% of your games are played between 5 PM - 9 PM. Your body literally has a ranked schedule. Your mouse starts moving on its own at that time.
A 6-game win streak. You were genuinely in the zone. Your teammates probably think you're smurfing.
A 4-game loss streak. At some point it stops being bad luck and starts being a skill issue. The queue-again button is not your friend.
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Still queuing with TKzin?YOUR DUO
6 of your recent games together (6W-0L) — run the Duo Check and see why it works.
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The act as a story — rank journey, the masterpiece game, your stack, and the late queues the timestamps remember.
Think your duo is worse than chut ka darindaa?
Start a Roast Battle — two players enter, one leaves with the L.
Most recent competitive season · 30 matches · Updated 11/12/2026