ProKenji#NA1

• 🛗 The Elevator Down$19.72

  -88 RR across your last 19 ranked games, including one -22 RR donation. The rank isn't falling — it's being actively lowered, game by game.

• 😤 Revenge Queue Speedrun$11.42

  After 75% of your losses, you're back in queue almost immediately. The loss screen is a formality, the "one more" is guaranteed.

• 🥷 Suicidal Entry Surcharge$14.55

  You take the first fight of the round 16.9% of the time and die first 21.7% of the time (lobby average: ~10%). First in, first down — your duo has accepted this about you.

• ⏰ Creature of Habit$3.84

  95% of your games are played between 12 AM - 4 AM. Your body literally has a ranked schedule. Your mouse starts moving on its own at that time.

• 🫠 The Cursed One$19.95

  A 31.6% win rate. Your match history looks like a horror movie. At this point the matchmaker might be doing it on purpose.

• 🔥 On a Heater-$9.55

  A 4-game win streak. You were genuinely in the zone. Your teammates probably think you're smurfing.

• 💀 Down Horrendous$18.80

  A 7-game loss streak. At some point it stops being bad luck and starts being a skill issue. The queue-again button is not your friend.

• 💣 The Glass Cannon$2.26

  Averaging 16 kills AND 16 deaths per game. You're either fragging or feeding — there is no in between.

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