ProKenji#NA1

• 🥶 The Warmup Tax$12.22

  You win only 22% of your first game of the day (overall: 38.7%). The warmup happens in ranked, on four other people's RR. Deathmatch exists. Just saying.

• 🕐 Overtime Merchant-$11.93

  3 games reached overtime — you won 2. When it's 12-12 and everyone's hands are shaking, yours apparently aren't.

• 🗓️ The Weekday Professional$10.20

  46% win rate on weekdays but 33% on weekends. Monday-you is a professional. Saturday-you queues with the boys and pays for it.

• 🏃 The Marathon$1.85

  Your biggest day: 9 competitive games (3W-6L). Somewhere around game six that stopped being a session and became a shift.

• 😤 Revenge Queue Speedrun$11.42

  After 83% of your losses, you're back in queue almost immediately. The loss screen is a formality, the "one more" is guaranteed.

• 👑 The Protected$10.50

  Teammates avenge 24% of your deaths — you avenge 2% of theirs. You are royalty and they are the royal guard.

• 🥷 Suicidal Entry Surcharge$14.55

  You take the first fight of the round 17.5% of the time and die first 17% of the time (lobby average: ~10%). First in, first down — your duo has accepted this about you.

• 🧊 The Closer-$9.78

  You win 47.1% of close games vs 28.6% of stomps. When the game is tight, you turn into an ice-cold machine. Clutch DNA.

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