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Your Archetype
◆ EpicYou have played nearly the entire roster and mastered none of it. Every game is somebody's first time, and it's yours.
Cooked Score™
Perfectly average — which is somehow the roast.
KDA
1.42
1600/1501/534
HS%
20%
Win Rate
49%
49W 51L
ADR
142
ROASTED.GG
OFFICIAL RECEIPT OF YOUR SINS
ORDER #2909 · NOV 12, 2026
CUSTOMER: JAIPURKATENZ#PAPA
Chamber on Lotus: 83% win rate over 6 games. That's not a pick, that's a recipe. Queue it, lock it, collect.
Raze on Lotus: 25% across 8 games. The agent isn't the problem. The map isn't the problem. Together? A crime scene you keep revisiting.
+63 RR across your last 20 ranked games. The climb is real and currently uninterrupted — screenshot this era before the matchmaker notices.
Your biggest day: 8 competitive games (4W-4L). Somewhere around game six that stopped being a session and became a shift.
After 76% of your losses, you're back in queue almost immediately. The loss screen is a formality, the "one more" is guaranteed.
You play BETTER after losing (1.6 KDA post-loss vs 1.33 post-win). Losses make you lock in. Genuinely rare wiring.
Left alone in 12 rounds recently — won 10 of them, including a 1v2. That's a 83% conversion when average is ~20%. The trust is earned.
Your best 10-game stretch had a 1.79 KDA (vs your 1.42 average). Whatever you were doing during that run, bottle it up and sell it.
*** THANK YOU FOR THROWING ***
Still queuing with I hate her?YOUR DUO
8 of your recent games together (4W-4L) — run the Duo Check and see why it works.
Your Season Recap is readyNEW
The act as a story — rank journey, the masterpiece game, your stack, and the late queues the timestamps remember.
Think your duo is worse than JaipurKaTenZ?
Start a Roast Battle — two players enter, one leaves with the L.
Most recent competitive season · 100 matches · Updated 11/12/2026