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Your Archetype
◆ EpicSimultaneously the best and worst player in the lobby until someone observes the scoreboard. Your variance is a genuine outlier.
Cooked Score™
Perfectly average — which is somehow the roast.
KDA
1.31
969/1090/454
HS%
21.8%
Win Rate
44.2%
34W 43L
ADR
131
ROASTED.GG
OFFICIAL RECEIPT OF YOUR SINS
ORDER #5684 · NOV 12, 2026
CUSTOMER: RAY#KLEA
Clove on Lotus: 100% win rate over 6 games. That's not a pick, that's a recipe. Queue it, lock it, collect.
Your after-10 PM KDA is 1.42 vs 1.17 in daylight (40 night games). You genuinely play better when you should be asleep. Science can't explain you.
+97 RR across your last 18 ranked games. The climb is real and currently uninterrupted — screenshot this era before the matchmaker notices.
Your biggest day: 20 competitive games (3W-17L). Somewhere around game six that stopped being a session and became a shift.
Teammates avenge 30% of your deaths — you avenge 5% of theirs. You are royalty and they are the royal guard.
78% KAST — a kill, assist, survive, or trade in almost every round. Whatever the scoreboard says, you're never a passenger.
You've played 29 games on Clove (48.3% WR) but your Raze has a 75% WR across 8 games. You might be maining the wrong agent.
Your best 10-game stretch had a 1.82 KDA (vs your 1.31 average). Whatever you were doing during that run, bottle it up and sell it.
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Still queuing with Simalakama?YOUR DUO
9 of your recent games together (5W-4L) — run the Duo Check and see why it works.
Your Season Recap is readyNEW
The act as a story — rank journey, the masterpiece game, your stack, and the late queues the timestamps remember.
Think your duo is worse than Ray?
Start a Roast Battle — two players enter, one leaves with the L.
Most recent competitive season · 77 matches · Updated 11/12/2026