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Your Archetype
◆ LegendaryAlmost everything you play happens between midnight and sunrise. This isn't a gaming habit, it's a timezone you invented for yourself.
Cooked Score™
Genuinely fine. The roast had to squint.
KDA
1.55
592/487/165
HS%
15.5%
Win Rate
62.9%
22W 13L
ADR
165
ROASTED.GG
OFFICIAL RECEIPT OF YOUR SINS
ORDER #5763 · NOV 12, 2026
CUSTOMER: UMUMUM#GAME
Raze on Haven: 63% win rate over 8 games. That's not a pick, that's a recipe. Queue it, lock it, collect.
165 damage dealt per round, only 129 taken. You fight like you're not allowed to bleed. The trades are always in your favor and everyone else is the liquidity.
Your biggest day: 8 competitive games (5W-3L). Somewhere around game six that stopped being a session and became a shift.
You've played 23 games on Raze (60.9% WR) but your Tejo has a 83.3% WR across 6 games. You might be maining the wrong agent.
You win 69.6% of close games vs 50% of stomps. When the game is tight, you turn into an ice-cold machine. Clutch DNA.
Your best 10-game stretch had a 2.03 KDA (vs your 1.55 average). Whatever you were doing during that run, bottle it up and sell it.
74% of your games are played between 2 AM - 6 AM. Your body literally has a ranked schedule. Your mouse starts moving on its own at that time.
66% of your games on Raze with a 61% win rate. You didn't just pick a main — you married them. And it's working.
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Most recent competitive season · 35 matches · Updated 11/12/2026