About roasted.gg

Every stats site on the internet does the same thing: it shows you a dashboard. Win rate, KDA, headshot percentage — rows of numbers that politely pretend your ranked games are a science project.

roasted.gg does the opposite. We read the same public match data and tell you what it actually says about you: that you instalock the same hero every game, that your aim starts at the floor, that you queue at 3 AM and wonder why you're hardstuck. Think Spotify Wrapped, but for your ranked addiction — and it's not polite, and it's available all year.

What you get

Cooked Score™ — a 0–100 rating of how hard your own stats roast you, from Cracked (we couldn't touch you) to Uninstall (beyond saving). Your archetype — the player personality your habits expose, with a rarity grade. The Receipt — an itemized bill of your statistical sins. The AI roast — a personalized paragraph written from your real numbers. And Roast Battle — head-to-head stat court for settling duo arguments permanently.

Supported games

Valorant (Riot ID) and Overwatch 2 (BattleTag) are live. More games are in the kitchen — vote for what we cook next.

The fine print

Everything is generated from publicly available match data. No accounts, no passwords, no game client access. The roasts are jokes — comedy generated from numbers, not judgments of you as a human. If a roast of your profile bothers you, tell us and we'll help.

roasted.gg is a fan project and is not affiliated with or endorsed by Riot Games, Blizzard Entertainment, or any game publisher.