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Your Archetype
◆ EpicSimultaneously the best and worst player in the lobby until someone observes the scoreboard. Your variance is a genuine outlier.
Cooked Score™
The highlight reel is aging faster than the rank.
KDA
1
83/130/47
HS%
12.3%
Win Rate
60%
6W 4L
ADR
88
ROASTED.GG
OFFICIAL RECEIPT OF YOUR SINS
ORDER #6356 · NOV 12, 2026
CUSTOMER: OXXAE#TWIT4
You absorb 133 damage a round and deal 88. Every duel you take is a donation with extra steps. At least the enemy economy loves you.
A 4-game win streak. You were genuinely in the zone. Your teammates probably think you're smurfing.
Your performance swings wildly game to game. One match you're the MVP, the next you're MIA. Your teammates never know which version shows up.
12.3% headshots. Heads are up there. Your crosshair disagrees.
88 ADR. Your bullets are doing the damage equivalent of a light breeze. Are you sure your mouse is plugged in?
80% of your games are Sage and Tejo. You've "tried" 4 agents but let's be real — your heart only has room for two.
The Vandal accounts for 60% of your kills. Other weapons exist. You've decided they don't.
Only 2369 credits per round? You save more than your 401k. Let go — it's virtual money.
*** THANK YOU FOR THROWING ***
Still queuing with naglec?YOUR DUO
3 of your recent games together (2W-1L) — run the Duo Check and see why it works.
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Most recent competitive season · 10 matches · Updated 11/12/2026