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Your Archetype
◆ Legendary80% of your games on Phoenix. Instalock, dodge if taken, never adapt. Your commitment would be romantic if it wasn't so frustrating for your teammates.
Cooked Score™
Genuinely fine. The roast had to squint.
KDA
1.49
201/171/53
HS%
27.9%
Win Rate
70%
7W 3L
ADR
188
ROASTED.GG
OFFICIAL RECEIPT OF YOUR SINS
ORDER #9332 · NOV 12, 2026
CUSTOMER: NATS#1738
+97 RR across your last 10 ranked games. The climb is real and currently uninterrupted — screenshot this era before the matchmaker notices.
3 overtime games, 1 won. The moment it hits 12-12, your team already knows how this ends. Close one out at 13-10 sometime — for their hearts.
You get the round's first kill 17.7% of the time (lobby average: ~10%) without donating your own. That's a real entry fragger stat line — annoyingly respectable.
You top frag in 60% of your games. You're not a teammate — you're the whole team's chiropractor carrying them on your back.
80% of your games on Phoenix with a 88% win rate. You didn't just pick a main — you married them. And it's working.
70% win rate across 10 games. Either you're smurfing, you have insane game sense, or you're queued with a 5-stack.
A 4-game win streak. You were genuinely in the zone. Your teammates probably think you're smurfing.
Averaging 20 kills AND 17 deaths per game. You're either fragging or feeding — there is no in between.
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Most recent competitive season · 10 matches · Updated 11/12/2026