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Your Archetype
◆ CommonWhile normal people sleep, you're out there grinding ranked at 3 AM. Your sleep schedule is as broken as your rank.
Cooked Score™
Perfectly average — which is somehow the roast.
KDA
1.37
670/614/172
HS%
25%
Win Rate
51.3%
20W 19L
ADR
160
ROASTED.GG
OFFICIAL RECEIPT OF YOUR SINS
ORDER #9332 · JUL 17, 2026
CUSTOMER: NATS#1738
Your after-10 PM KDA is 1.53 vs 1.14 in daylight (30 night games). You genuinely play better when you should be asleep. Science can't explain you.
After a win you keep your agent 53% of the time. After a loss, you swap 68% of the time. It's never the crosshair — it's always the character's fault.
+78 RR across your last 9 ranked games. The climb is real and currently uninterrupted — screenshot this era before the matchmaker notices.
4 overtime games, 1 won. The moment it hits 12-12, your team already knows how this ends. Close one out at 13-10 sometime — for their hearts.
60% win rate on weekdays but 36% on weekends. Monday-you is a professional. Saturday-you queues with the boys and pays for it.
Left alone in 5 rounds recently — won 5 of them, including a 1v2. That's a 100% conversion when average is ~20%. The trust is earned.
Teammates avenge 23% of your deaths — you avenge 5% of theirs. You are royalty and they are the royal guard.
You get the round's first kill 15.3% of the time (lobby average: ~10%) without donating your own. That's a real entry fragger stat line — annoyingly respectable.
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Still queuing with TearfulToby90000?YOUR DUO
9 of your recent games together (6W-3L) — run the Duo Check and see why it works.
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Most recent competitive season · 39 matches · Updated 7/17/2026