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Your Archetype
β EpicYour headshot rate is high enough that strangers type accusations in all chat. Take it as the compliment it isn't quite.
Cooked Scoreβ’
We came to roast you. The stats declined.
KDA
1.83
128/80/18
HS%
35.5%
Win Rate
83.3%
5W 1L
ADR
225
ROASTED.GG
OFFICIAL RECEIPT OF YOUR SINS
ORDER #9332 Β· SEP 06, 2026
CUSTOMER: NATS#1738
225 damage dealt per round, only 170 taken. You fight like you're not allowed to bleed. The trades are always in your favor and everyone else is the liquidity.
78% KAST β a kill, assist, survive, or trade in almost every round. Whatever the scoreboard says, you're never a passenger.
You get the round's first kill 22.3% of the time (lobby average: ~10%) without donating your own. That's a real entry fragger stat line β annoyingly respectable.
Left alone in 6 rounds recently β won 3 of them, including a 1v2. That's a 50% conversion when average is ~20%. The trust is earned.
You top frag in 83% of your games. You're not a teammate β you're the whole team's chiropractor carrying them on your back.
A 5-game win streak. You were genuinely in the zone. Your teammates probably think you're smurfing.
A 35.5% headshot rate across 6 games? Either you've been grinding aim trainers or you owe Riot an explanation.
Your KDA dropped from 2.38 to 1.77 over the season. Might be time to step away from ranked and touch grass.
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Most recent competitive season Β· 6 matches Β· Updated 9/6/2026