nats#1738
Peak: Bronze 3
Your Archetype
🦉The Night Owl
While normal people sleep, you're out there grinding ranked at 3 AM. Your sleep schedule is as broken as your rank.
AI Roast
powered by AIYou grind ranked at 3 AM with a 1.32 KDA, relying on your trusty Vandal for 69% of kills, and still can't escape Unrated, what's next, blaming the sunrise?
KDA
1.32
286/272/72
HS%
28%
Win Rate
44.4%
8W 10L
ADR
153
The Roast Report
Weapon Loyalty Test
OBSERVATIONYou get 69% of your kills with the Vandal. At this point it's less a preference and more a personality trait.
Aimbot Allegations Incoming
WA 28% headshot rate across 18 games? Either you've been grinding aim trainers or you owe Riot an explanation.
Map Dodger Detected
ROAST100% win rate on Haven but 0% on Ascent. We both know which map you dodge in queue.
Sleep is for the Weak
ROAST89% of your games are played between 10 PM and 5 AM. Your rank isn't the only thing suffering — so is your circadian rhythm.
On a Heater
WA 5-game win streak this season. You were genuinely in the zone. Your teammates probably think you're smurfing.
Down Horrendous
ROASTA 4-game loss streak. At some point it stops being bad luck and starts being a skill issue. The queue-again button is not your friend.
The Two-Trick
ROAST78% of your games are Phoenix and Tejo. You've "tried" 5 agents but let's be real — your heart only has room for two.
First Blood Magnet
WA 46.3% first blood rate. You're always the first one swinging — either opening the round for your team or getting traded instantly.
The Sacrifice
ROASTYou die first in 60.5% of rounds. You're either a brave entry fragger or you just keep peeking with your knife out.
The Penny Pincher
OBSERVATIONOnly 2417 credits per round? You save more than your 401k. Let go — it's virtual money.
Creature of Habit
OBSERVATION72% of your games are played between 12 AM - 4 AM. Your body literally has a ranked schedule. Your mouse starts moving on its own at that time.
Behavioral Profile
Agent Identity
Main Agent
Phoenix
10 games · 60% WR
Tejo
Sage
Skye
BreachRole Split