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Your Archetype
◆ EpicYour performance after a loss is a completely different player, and not the good one. The gap is measurable, which is the worst part.
Cooked Score™
The highlight reel is aging faster than the rank.
KDA
1.17
148/172/54
HS%
15.1%
Win Rate
63.6%
7W 4L
ADR
127
ROASTED.GG
OFFICIAL RECEIPT OF YOUR SINS
ORDER #1568 · NOV 12, 2026
CUSTOMER: LANGFEILE60#NA1
A 5-game win streak. You were genuinely in the zone. Your teammates probably think you're smurfing.
Your KDA dropped from 1.44 to 1.01 over the season. Might be time to step away from ranked and touch grass.
73% of your games are Chamber and Yoru. You've "tried" 5 agents but let's be real — your heart only has room for two.
15.1% headshots — not a head clicker, not Body Shot Billy. The most honest aim in the lobby: exactly as good as the hours you put in.
55% of your games happen between 2 PM - 6 PM. Ranked isn't a hobby, it's a standing appointment.
127 damage a round, 13.5 kills a game, every game. Not flashy — just always on time, like rent.
*** THANK YOU FOR THROWING ***
Still queuing with dictator mbappe?YOUR DUO
6 of your recent games together (5W-1L) — run the Duo Check and see why it works.
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Start a Roast Battle — two players enter, one leaves with the L.
Most recent competitive season · 11 matches · Updated 11/12/2026