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Your Archetype
◆ LegendaryAlmost everything you play happens between midnight and sunrise. This isn't a gaming habit, it's a timezone you invented for yourself.
Cooked Score™
The highlight reel is aging faster than the rank.
KDA
0.96
202/309/94
HS%
19.6%
Win Rate
55%
11W 9L
ADR
98
ROASTED.GG
OFFICIAL RECEIPT OF YOUR SINS
ORDER #8353 · NOV 12, 2026
CUSTOMER: WILLBUTCHER#WILLY
You absorb 134 damage a round and deal 98. Every duel you take is a donation with extra steps. At least the enemy economy loves you.
You play BETTER after losing (1.1 KDA post-loss vs 0.91 post-win). Losses make you lock in. Genuinely rare wiring.
You only requeue quickly after 22% of losses — you actually log off when it's not your night. Rarest discipline in ranked.
You win 60% of close games vs 40% of stomps. When the game is tight, you turn into an ice-cold machine. Clutch DNA.
75% of your games are played between 2 AM - 6 AM. Your body literally has a ranked schedule. Your mouse starts moving on its own at that time.
A 4-game win streak. You were genuinely in the zone. Your teammates probably think you're smurfing.
70% of your games start after 11 PM. The queue is faster at 2 AM. So is the tilt.
98 ADR. Your bullets are doing the damage equivalent of a light breeze. Are you sure your mouse is plugged in?
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Most recent competitive season · 20 matches · Updated 11/12/2026