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Your Archetype
◆ RareYou don't spray, you place. The kill feed reads like a series of small, personal insults.
Cooked Score™
Genuinely fine. The roast had to squint.
KDA
1.66
198/169/83
HS%
22.7%
Win Rate
69.2%
9W 4L
ADR
146
ROASTED.GG
OFFICIAL RECEIPT OF YOUR SINS
ORDER #4312 · NOV 12, 2026
CUSTOMER: TEARFULTOBY90000#999
You win only 56% of your first game of the day (overall: 69.2%). The warmup happens in ranked, on four other people's RR. Deathmatch exists. Just saying.
69.2% win rate across 13 games. Either you're smurfing, you have insane game sense, or you're queued with a 5-stack.
A 4-game win streak. You were genuinely in the zone. Your teammates probably think you're smurfing.
6 different agents and no real main (top pick is only 31% of games). You're either incredibly versatile or still finding yourself.
Only 2188 credits per round? You save more than your 401k. Let go — it's virtual money.
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Most recent competitive season · 13 matches · Updated 11/12/2026