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Your Archetype
◆ LegendaryOne loss doesn't cost you a game, it costs you an evening. Everyone in the stack knows the sound of the queue button after game two.
Cooked Score™
Genuinely fine. The roast had to squint.
KDA
1.76
106/82/38
HS%
24.7%
Win Rate
71.4%
5W 2L
ADR
161
ROASTED.GG
OFFICIAL RECEIPT OF YOUR SINS
ORDER #4312 · SEP 06, 2026
CUSTOMER: TEARFULTOBY90000#999
161 damage dealt per round, only 130 taken. You fight like you're not allowed to bleed. The trades are always in your favor and everyone else is the liquidity.
A 4-game win streak. You were genuinely in the zone. Your teammates probably think you're smurfing.
Your score barely changes game to game. You're so consistent it's almost boring. Teammates always know exactly what they're getting.
Your KDA dropped from 2.38 to 1.46 over the season. Might be time to step away from ranked and touch grass.
161 average damage per round. You're pumping out more damage than a Raze satchel. The enemy team can feel you from across the map.
71% of your games are Clove and Chamber. You've "tried" 4 agents but let's be real — your heart only has room for two.
Only 2257 credits per round? You save more than your 401k. Let go — it's virtual money.
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Most recent competitive season · 7 matches · Updated 9/6/2026