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Your Archetype
◆ EpicSimultaneously the best and worst player in the lobby until someone observes the scoreboard. Your variance is a genuine outlier.
Cooked Score™
The highlight reel is aging faster than the rank.
KDA
1.11
237/330/130
HS%
9.8%
Win Rate
60%
12W 8L
ADR
115
ROASTED.GG
OFFICIAL RECEIPT OF YOUR SINS
ORDER #6721 · NOV 12, 2026
CUSTOMER: STARZ#5742
+86 RR across your last 10 ranked games. The climb is real and currently uninterrupted — screenshot this era before the matchmaker notices.
4 games reached overtime — you won 4. When it's 12-12 and everyone's hands are shaking, yours apparently aren't.
You absorb 148 damage a round and deal 115. Every duel you take is a donation with extra steps. At least the enemy economy loves you.
You've played 7 games on Miks (71.4% WR) but your Neon has a 83.3% WR across 6 games. You might be maining the wrong agent.
60% of your games are played between 9 PM - 1 AM. Your body literally has a ranked schedule. Your mouse starts moving on its own at that time.
A 4-game win streak. You were genuinely in the zone. Your teammates probably think you're smurfing.
A 5-game loss streak. At some point it stops being bad luck and starts being a skill issue. The queue-again button is not your friend.
Your performance swings wildly game to game. One match you're the MVP, the next you're MIA. Your teammates never know which version shows up.
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Still queuing with Slick Brick?YOUR DUO
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Most recent competitive season · 20 matches · Updated 11/12/2026