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Your Archetype
◆ CommonYou play a different agent every game. Finding yourself is a journey — but your teammates wish you'd hurry up.
Cooked Score™
The stats are checking in on you.
KDA
1.21
242/299/121
HS%
16.4%
Win Rate
45%
9W 11L
ADR
120
ROASTED.GG
OFFICIAL RECEIPT OF YOUR SINS
ORDER #9311 · JUL 17, 2026
CUSTOMER: SPLOCK#4479
After 80% of your losses, you're back in queue almost immediately. The loss screen is a formality, the "one more" is guaranteed.
You play BETTER after losing (1.32 KDA post-loss vs 1.06 post-win). Losses make you lock in. Genuinely rare wiring.
75% of your games are played between 11 PM - 3 AM. Your body literally has a ranked schedule. Your mouse starts moving on its own at that time.
You main Sage (sentinel) but your stats are actually best on initiators. Your playstyle is lying about who you really are.
A 7-game loss streak. At some point it stops being bad luck and starts being a skill issue. The queue-again button is not your friend.
100% win rate on Split but 0% on Ascent. We both know which map you dodge in queue.
100% of your games are played between 10 PM and 5 AM. Your rank isn't the only thing suffering — so is your circadian rhythm.
11 different agents and no real main (top pick is only 15% of games). You're either incredibly versatile or still finding yourself.
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Most recent competitive season · 20 matches · Updated 7/17/2026