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Your Archetype
◆ Rare70% of your career is Deadlock and Tejo. You have exactly two moods, and both of them involve instalocking a duelist.
Cooked Score™
The stats are checking in on you.
KDA
1.21
247/294/108
HS%
17.6%
Win Rate
30%
6W 14L
ADR
123
ROASTED.GG
OFFICIAL RECEIPT OF YOUR SINS
ORDER #9311 · NOV 12, 2026
CUSTOMER: SPLOCK#4479
-149 RR across your last 20 ranked games, including one -23 RR donation. The rank isn't falling — it's being actively lowered, game by game.
You play BETTER after losing (1.33 KDA post-loss vs 1 post-win). Losses make you lock in. Genuinely rare wiring.
Your early career KDA was 1.32 but recently it's down to 1. The motivation might be fading. Time for a redemption arc?
A 30% win rate. Your match history looks like a horror movie. At this point the matchmaker might be doing it on purpose.
A 5-game loss streak. At some point it stops being bad luck and starts being a skill issue. The queue-again button is not your friend.
60% win rate on Sunset but 0% on Abyss. We both know which map you dodge in queue.
Only 2408 credits per round? You save more than your 401k. Let go — it's virtual money.
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Most recent competitive season · 20 matches · Updated 11/12/2026