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Your Archetype
◆ EpicYou have played nearly the entire roster and mastered none of it. Every game is somebody's first time, and it's yours.
Cooked Score™
Perfectly average — which is somehow the roast.
KDA
1.34
284/316/141
HS%
15.7%
Win Rate
45%
9W 11L
ADR
123
ROASTED.GG
OFFICIAL RECEIPT OF YOUR SINS
ORDER #6751 · SEP 24, 2026
CUSTOMER: SHIRAKEN12T#N00B
Daytime KDA 1.83. After 10 PM: 1.11, across 9 night games. You are two different players, and the night one owes the day one an apology.
Your biggest day: 10 competitive games (5W-5L). Somewhere around game six that stopped being a session and became a shift.
You win 60% of blowout games but only 40% of close games. When the pressure is on and every round matters, you fold like a lawn chair.
Your best 10-game stretch had a 1.82 KDA (vs your 1.34 average). Whatever you were doing during that run, bottle it up and sell it.
Your recent KDA (1.66) is significantly higher than your early career (1.03). You came in as a recruit and you're leaving as a weapon.
67% win rate on Lotus but 25% on Ascent. We both know which map you dodge in queue.
Your recent KDA (1.76) is noticeably higher than your earlier games (1.26). Main character energy — the training arc is paying off.
45% of your games are played between 11 PM and 5 AM. Your rank isn't the only thing suffering — so is your circadian rhythm.
*** THANK YOU FOR THROWING ***
Still queuing with princewarrior?YOUR DUO
8 of your recent games together (4W-4L) — run the Duo Check and see why it works.
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Most recent competitive season · 20 matches · Updated 9/24/2026