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Your Archetype
◆ EpicYou have played nearly the entire roster and mastered none of it. Every game is somebody's first time, and it's yours.
Cooked Score™
Genuinely fine. The roast had to squint.
KDA
1.68
429/319/106
HS%
23.5%
Win Rate
45%
9W 11L
ADR
180
ROASTED.GG
OFFICIAL RECEIPT OF YOUR SINS
ORDER #6772 · SEP 24, 2026
CUSTOMER: SALT#1211
After a win you keep your agent 25% of the time. After a loss, you swap 100% of the time. It's never the crosshair — it's always the character's fault.
+120 RR across your last 20 ranked games. The climb is real and currently uninterrupted — screenshot this era before the matchmaker notices.
You win only 33% of your first game of the day (overall: 45%). The warmup happens in ranked, on four other people's RR. Deathmatch exists. Just saying.
4 overtime games, 1 won. The moment it hits 12-12, your team already knows how this ends. Close one out at 13-10 sometime — for their hearts.
180 damage dealt per round, only 141 taken. You fight like you're not allowed to bleed. The trades are always in your favor and everyone else is the liquidity.
You only requeue quickly after 27% of losses — you actually log off when it's not your night. Rarest discipline in ranked.
You win 60% of close games vs 0% of stomps. When the game is tight, you turn into an ice-cold machine. Clutch DNA.
Your best 10-game stretch had a 2.03 KDA (vs your 1.68 average). Whatever you were doing during that run, bottle it up and sell it.
*** THANK YOU FOR THROWING ***
Still queuing with AudioWater?YOUR DUO
8 of your recent games together (5W-3L) — run the Duo Check and see why it works.
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The act as a story — rank journey, the masterpiece game, your stack, and the late queues the timestamps remember.
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Start a Roast Battle — two players enter, one leaves with the L.
Most recent competitive season · 20 matches · Updated 9/24/2026