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Your Archetype
◆ Legendary83% of your career is Chamber and Breach. You have exactly two moods, and both of them involve instalocking a duelist.
Cooked Score™
Genuinely fine. The roast had to squint.
KDA
1.82
712/510/215
HS%
18.4%
Win Rate
61.1%
22W 14L
ADR
173
ROASTED.GG
OFFICIAL RECEIPT OF YOUR SINS
ORDER #3403 · NOV 12, 2026
CUSTOMER: REVIVE#1626
Your after-10 PM KDA is 2.05 vs 1.7 in daylight (25 night games). You genuinely play better when you should be asleep. Science can't explain you.
+89 RR across your last 10 ranked games. The climb is real and currently uninterrupted — screenshot this era before the matchmaker notices.
78% win rate on weekends, 56% on weekdays (9 vs 27 games). Rested you is a different rank. Tired-after-work you is donating.
173 damage dealt per round, only 128 taken. You fight like you're not allowed to bleed. The trades are always in your favor and everyone else is the liquidity.
Your biggest day: 9 competitive games (6W-3L). Somewhere around game six that stopped being a session and became a shift.
Your KDA in the game after a win: 2.1. After a loss: 1.78 — a 15% drop. The tilt isn't a feeling, it's in the data.
After 93% of your losses, you're back in queue almost immediately. The loss screen is a formality, the "one more" is guaranteed.
81% KAST — a kill, assist, survive, or trade in almost every round. Whatever the scoreboard says, you're never a passenger.
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Still queuing with Fleweerr?YOUR DUO
6 of your recent games together (5W-1L) — run the Duo Check and see why it works.
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Most recent competitive season · 36 matches · Updated 11/12/2026