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Your Archetype
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Cooked Score™
Genuinely fine. The roast had to squint.
KDA
1.23
72/82/29
HS%
22.8%
Win Rate
80%
4W 1L
ADR
125
ROASTED.GG
OFFICIAL RECEIPT OF YOUR SINS
ORDER #8814 · NOV 12, 2026
CUSTOMER: RAYROO#6971
Teammates avenge 28% of your deaths — you avenge 6% of theirs. You are royalty and they are the royal guard.
Your recent KDA (1.42) is noticeably higher than your earlier games (1.09). Main character energy — the training arc is paying off.
48 ability casts per game. The buttons exist and you press them — every smoke, every flash, sometimes even at the right time.
*** THANK YOU FOR THROWING ***
Still queuing with Larry?YOUR DUO
3 of your recent games together (2W-1L) — run the Duo Check and see why it works.
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Most recent competitive season · 5 matches · Updated 11/12/2026