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Your Archetype
◆ LegendaryYour team has learned to treat your death as the starting pistol. You've stopped fighting the label.
Cooked Score™
The stats are checking in on you.
KDA
1.14
63/73/20
HS%
16.2%
Win Rate
40%
2W 3L
ADR
133
ROASTED.GG
OFFICIAL RECEIPT OF YOUR SINS
ORDER #3190 · NOV 12, 2026
CUSTOMER: MEETMITHLESH#GOD
You take the first fight of the round 17.9% of the time and die first 18.9% of the time (lobby average: ~10%). First in, first down — your duo has accepted this about you.
Your performance swings wildly game to game. One match you're the MVP, the next you're MIA. Your teammates never know which version shows up.
Your KDA dropped from 1.44 to 0.57 over the season. Might be time to step away from ranked and touch grass.
41% of your kills come from the Bulldog. At this point it's less a preference and more a personality trait.
Only 2409 credits per round? You save more than your 401k. Let go — it's virtual money.
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Most recent competitive season · 5 matches · Updated 11/12/2026