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Your Archetype
◆ Legendary75% of your games on Jett. Instalock, dodge if taken, never adapt. Your commitment would be romantic if it wasn't so frustrating for your teammates.
Cooked Score™
Perfectly average — which is somehow the roast.
KDA
1.7
418/312/111
HS%
25%
Win Rate
45%
9W 11L
ADR
192
ROASTED.GG
OFFICIAL RECEIPT OF YOUR SINS
ORDER #5262 · NOV 12, 2026
CUSTOMER: I LOVE HER#JOSI
+142 RR across your last 20 ranked games. The climb is real and currently uninterrupted — screenshot this era before the matchmaker notices.
192 damage dealt per round, only 147 taken. You fight like you're not allowed to bleed. The trades are always in your favor and everyone else is the liquidity.
After 80% of your losses, you're back in queue almost immediately. The loss screen is a formality, the "one more" is guaranteed.
You play BETTER after losing (1.81 KDA post-loss vs 1.58 post-win). Losses make you lock in. Genuinely rare wiring.
Your early career KDA was 2.22 but recently it's down to 1.67. The motivation might be fading. Time for a redemption arc?
85% of your games are played between 6 PM - 10 PM. Your body literally has a ranked schedule. Your mouse starts moving on its own at that time.
75% of your games on Jett but only a 40% win rate. It's not working. It's time to see other agents.
A 5-game loss streak. At some point it stops being bad luck and starts being a skill issue. The queue-again button is not your friend.
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Still queuing with Asheyboi?YOUR DUO
6 of your recent games together (1W-5L) — run the Duo Check and see why it works.
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Most recent competitive season · 20 matches · Updated 11/12/2026