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Your Archetype
◆ RareYou play a different agent every game. Finding yourself is a journey — but your teammates wish you'd hurry up.
Cooked Score™
Perfectly average — which is somehow the roast.
KDA
1.65
313/284/157
HS%
19.6%
Win Rate
60%
12W 8L
ADR
139
ROASTED.GG
OFFICIAL RECEIPT OF YOUR SINS
ORDER #2102 · JUL 17, 2026
CUSTOMER: HARTHYYYY#NA1
+126 RR across your last 20 ranked games. The climb is real and currently uninterrupted — screenshot this era before the matchmaker notices.
After 88% of your losses, you're back in queue almost immediately. The loss screen is a formality, the "one more" is guaranteed.
You play BETTER after losing (1.87 KDA post-loss vs 1.71 post-win). Losses make you lock in. Genuinely rare wiring.
Your best 10-game stretch had a 2.18 KDA (vs your 1.65 average). Whatever you were doing during that run, bottle it up and sell it.
80% of your games are played between 1 AM - 5 AM. Your body literally has a ranked schedule. Your mouse starts moving on its own at that time.
You main Omen (controller) but your stats are actually best on initiators. Your playstyle is lying about who you really are.
A 4-game win streak. You were genuinely in the zone. Your teammates probably think you're smurfing.
You win 100% on Lotus and 33% on Split. The loading screen alone changes your rank.
*** THANK YOU FOR THROWING ***
Still queuing with Splock?YOUR DUO
10 of your recent games together (6W-4L) — run the Duo Check and see why it works.
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The act as a story — rank journey, the masterpiece game, your stack, and the late queues the timestamps remember.
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Start a Roast Battle — two players enter, one leaves with the L.
Most recent competitive season · 20 matches · Updated 7/17/2026