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Your Archetype
◆ Legendary75% of your games on Sage. Instalock, dodge if taken, never adapt. Your commitment would be romantic if it wasn't so frustrating for your teammates.
Cooked Score™
Perfectly average — which is somehow the roast.
KDA
1.42
352/346/139
HS%
13.3%
Win Rate
60%
12W 8L
ADR
152
ROASTED.GG
OFFICIAL RECEIPT OF YOUR SINS
ORDER #3054 · SEP 06, 2026
CUSTOMER: GARHA#IDK
67% win rate on weekends, 55% on weekdays (9 vs 11 games). Rested you is a different rank. Tired-after-work you is donating.
You get the round's first kill 15.7% of the time (lobby average: ~10%) without donating your own. That's a real entry fragger stat line — annoyingly respectable.
Your early career KDA was 1.5 but recently it's down to 1.12. The motivation might be fading. Time for a redemption arc?
75% of your games on Sage with a 60% win rate. You didn't just pick a main — you married them. And it's working.
Averaging 18 kills AND 17 deaths per game. You're either fragging or feeding — there is no in between.
100% win rate on Ascent but 0% on Sunset. We both know which map you dodge in queue.
13.3% headshot rate. You shoot more legs than a centipede documentary. Your crosshair placement is somewhere near the ground.
90% of your games are Sage and Gekko. You've "tried" 3 agents but let's be real — your heart only has room for two.
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Still queuing with kamlesh612?YOUR DUO
5 of your recent games together (3W-2L) — run the Duo Check and see why it works.
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Most recent competitive season · 20 matches · Updated 9/6/2026