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Your Archetype
◆ EpicYou have played nearly the entire roster and mastered none of it. Every game is somebody's first time, and it's yours.
Cooked Score™
The highlight reel is aging faster than the rank.
KDA
1.34
414/427/159
HS%
24.3%
Win Rate
21.4%
6W 22L
ADR
145
ROASTED.GG
OFFICIAL RECEIPT OF YOUR SINS
ORDER #2194 · NOV 14, 2026
CUSTOMER: EDELP#777
-61 RR across your last 10 ranked games, including one -29 RR donation. The rank isn't falling — it's being actively lowered, game by game.
3 overtime games, 0 won. The moment it hits 12-12, your team already knows how this ends. Close one out at 13-10 sometime — for their hearts.
You play BETTER after losing (1.43 KDA post-loss vs 1.18 post-win). Losses make you lock in. Genuinely rare wiring.
Left alone in 9 rounds recently — won 4 of them, including a 1v4. That's a 44% conversion when average is ~20%. The trust is earned.
Your best 10-game stretch had a 1.64 KDA (vs your 1.34 average). Whatever you were doing during that run, bottle it up and sell it.
You main KAY/O (initiator) but your stats are actually best on duelists. Your playstyle is lying about who you really are.
A 21.4% win rate. Your match history looks like a horror movie. At this point the matchmaker might be doing it on purpose.
A 13-game loss streak. At some point it stops being bad luck and starts being a skill issue. The queue-again button is not your friend.
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Most recent competitive season · 28 matches · Updated 11/14/2026