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Your Archetype
◆ LegendaryAlmost everything you play happens between midnight and sunrise. This isn't a gaming habit, it's a timezone you invented for yourself.
Cooked Score™
Perfectly average — which is somehow the roast.
KDA
1.35
276/295/122
HS%
13.7%
Win Rate
50%
10W 10L
ADR
132
ROASTED.GG
OFFICIAL RECEIPT OF YOUR SINS
ORDER #7931 · NOV 12, 2026
CUSTOMER: DONGLIZ#EUW
3 overtime games, 0 won. The moment it hits 12-12, your team already knows how this ends. Close one out at 13-10 sometime — for their hearts.
Your biggest day: 8 competitive games (4W-4L). Somewhere around game six that stopped being a session and became a shift.
15.5% of your bullets land in legs (typical is ~9%). You're not missing — you're kneecapping. Somewhere a Sage wall is very proud of you.
Left alone in 6 rounds recently — won 3 of them, including a 1v2. That's a 50% conversion when average is ~20%. The trust is earned.
Your best 10-game stretch had a 1.69 KDA (vs your 1.35 average). Whatever you were doing during that run, bottle it up and sell it.
Your recent KDA (1.35) is significantly higher than your early career (1.05). You came in as a recruit and you're leaving as a weapon.
You main Sova (initiator) but your stats are actually best on sentinels. Your playstyle is lying about who you really are.
A 4-game win streak. You were genuinely in the zone. Your teammates probably think you're smurfing.
*** THANK YOU FOR THROWING ***
Still queuing with Heito?YOUR DUO
9 of your recent games together (4W-5L) — run the Duo Check and see why it works.
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The act as a story — rank journey, the masterpiece game, your stack, and the late queues the timestamps remember.
Think your duo is worse than Dongliz?
Start a Roast Battle — two players enter, one leaves with the L.
Most recent competitive season · 20 matches · Updated 11/12/2026