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Your Archetype
◆ EpicSimultaneously the best and worst player in the lobby until someone observes the scoreboard. Your variance is a genuine outlier.
Cooked Score™
The stats would like a word. Several.
KDA
0.32
13/75/11
HS%
8.4%
Win Rate
40%
2W 3L
ADR
29
ROASTED.GG
OFFICIAL RECEIPT OF YOUR SINS
ORDER #5846 · NOV 12, 2026
CUSTOMER: DELTAALBIS#VINA
You absorb 136 damage a round and deal 29. Every duel you take is a donation with extra steps. At least the enemy economy loves you.
37.3% of your bullets land in legs (typical is ~9%). You're not missing — you're kneecapping. Somewhere a Sage wall is very proud of you.
You die first in 16.5% of rounds but only get the opening kill 2.1% of the time. That's not entrying, that's a doorbell for the enemy team.
44% KAST — in 56% of rounds you contribute nothing measurable: no kill, no assist, no survival, no trade. Where do you go?
You bottom frag in 100% of your games. At this point you're providing moral support, not firepower.
Your performance swings wildly game to game. One match you're the MVP, the next you're MIA. Your teammates never know which version shows up.
Your KDA dropped from 0.42 to 0.32 over the season. Might be time to step away from ranked and touch grass.
A 8.4% headshot rate — your bullets arrive, they just arrive at chest height with a formal apology.
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Most recent competitive season · 5 matches · Updated 11/12/2026