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Your Archetype
◆ Rare67% of your career is Phoenix and Omen. You have exactly two moods, and both of them involve instalocking a duelist.
Cooked Score™
The highlight reel is aging faster than the rank.
KDA
1.32
165/171/60
HS%
13.5%
Win Rate
33.3%
4W 8L
ADR
142
ROASTED.GG
OFFICIAL RECEIPT OF YOUR SINS
ORDER #8532 · SEP 24, 2026
CUSTOMER: BOSDK11#KILL
Your last 12 ranked games moved you a net +2 RR. All that queueing to end up exactly where you started. The ladder is a treadmill and you have a membership.
Left alone in 11 rounds recently — won 5 of them. That's a 45% conversion when average is ~20%. The trust is earned.
A 33.3% win rate. Your match history looks like a horror movie. At this point the matchmaker might be doing it on purpose.
A 4-game loss streak. At some point it stops being bad luck and starts being a skill issue. The queue-again button is not your friend.
Your recent KDA (1.47) is noticeably higher than your earlier games (1.26). Main character energy — the training arc is paying off.
13.5% headshot rate. You shoot more legs than a centipede documentary. Your crosshair placement is somewhere near the ground.
42% of your games are played between 11 PM and 5 AM. Your rank isn't the only thing suffering — so is your circadian rhythm.
Only 2218 credits per round? You save more than your 401k. Let go — it's virtual money.
*** THANK YOU FOR THROWING ***
Still queuing with Garha?YOUR DUO
4 of your recent games together (2W-2L) — run the Duo Check and see why it works.
Your Season Recap is readyNEW
The act as a story — rank journey, the masterpiece game, your stack, and the late queues the timestamps remember.
Think your duo is worse than BOSDK11?
Start a Roast Battle — two players enter, one leaves with the L.
Most recent competitive season · 12 matches · Updated 9/24/2026