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Your Archetype
◆ EpicYou have played nearly the entire roster and mastered none of it. Every game is somebody's first time, and it's yours.
Cooked Score™
Perfectly average — which is somehow the roast.
KDA
1.13
357/465/170
HS%
17.5%
Win Rate
58.6%
17W 12L
ADR
114
ROASTED.GG
OFFICIAL RECEIPT OF YOUR SINS
ORDER #6188 · SEP 25, 2026
CUSTOMER: AUDIOWATER#1111
5 overtime games, 1 won. The moment it hits 12-12, your team already knows how this ends. Close one out at 13-10 sometime — for their hearts.
You absorb 144 damage a round and deal 114. Every duel you take is a donation with extra steps. At least the enemy economy loves you.
Your biggest day: 8 competitive games (5W-3L). Somewhere around game six that stopped being a session and became a shift.
73% win rate in your first game of the day vs 58.6% overall. No warmup, no excuses — you spawn calibrated. It's the games after that where things get creative.
You play BETTER after losing (1.26 KDA post-loss vs 1.12 post-win). Losses make you lock in. Genuinely rare wiring.
You win 68.4% of close games vs 40% of stomps. When the game is tight, you turn into an ice-cold machine. Clutch DNA.
A 4-game win streak. You were genuinely in the zone. Your teammates probably think you're smurfing.
31% of your games start after 11 PM. The queue is faster at 2 AM. So is the tilt.
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Most recent competitive season · 29 matches · Updated 9/25/2026